Speaking of Survivor...
Last night's episode contained possibly the best Survivor quote, ever. That honor goes to Big Tom Buchanan, and I'm going to try and translate from hillbilly speak to the king's English... aw hell, I'll just leave it in hillbilly speak...

"I was hopin' it was gun be 'is mother... er... the neighbor's ... sister..."
-Tom on winning the reward challenge, which allowed his son Bucky Bo to spend the night at the Chapera swanked-up camp and go on a massive drinking and pizza eating binge.