Party's Over
Word has spread throughout the company that the bosses are minutes away from returning from their leadership retreat in West Virginny. In fact, some of them who drove separately are already back and in the office. Our boss took the Party Bus with the majority of other management types. So our week of freedom could be about to end. Oh well. Fun while it lasted, I guess.

ETA: Approximate arrival time is thought to be 4:30.

"If you'd like to make a call...
Please hang up and try again." This is the message Incompetent But Likeable, Computer-Illiterate Guy heard when he dialed "24" on the phone pad of the fax machine and pressed "Send" instead of hitting speed dial 24 and then pressing "send."