Confessions of a Shopoholic
If you are my husband, and you're reading this, I bought nothing today. Everyone else: I just spent $40 at Sephora on makeup, for the express purpose of getting the free gift bag. I'm all about the free stuff! Even though it cost me $40. Whenever it's free bonus time at Clinique, I have to go buy something just to get the free stuff.

I'm also finding it increasingly difficult to not go berserk on Amazon. Especially when, at work, all I do is think about other things I could be doing besides working. I need to become busier, pronto. The Internet is a vast wasteland, and I'm all too happy to encase myself in nothingness if it means I don't have to design a logo or send a fax or proofread an ad.