Nomahhhhhh

Dear Boston Red Sox,

I don't like you during the regular season. I won't like you if you make it to the World Series. But I like you right now. It's hard for me to say that, because I truly, truly despise you, particularly your ace pitcher. In fact, it was one of the most joyous moments of recent memory to see a 72-year old man (who I don't much care for, either) try to take down Pedro. Even if he cried like a baby later and apologized.

So win tomorrow, and then I hope you get your sorry asses whomped by the Cubs (knock on wood).