Weekend Update

Here is my weekend, to date:
Got stuck late at work looking at new grill boss wants to buy on Internet.
Went to grocery store, where every octogenarian was in line in front of me, counting out exact change to the penny.
Was nearly killed by said octogenarians in grocery store parking lot.
Made delicious carb-o-rific meal.
Putzed around on computer for approximately one hour.
Turned on Queer Eye marathon. (Observation: Kyan and Carson -- is there some hanky panky going on between those two?)
Watched 4 hours worth of marathon.
Husband comes home from band practice.
Husband shows me hilarious pictures of wedding reception and funny cat pics (will scan on Monday and add links)
Laughed until I cried.
Due to hilarity of pictures, became too wound up to go to sleep.
Talked husband's ear off while he tried to go to sleep.

Saturday.
Woke up entirely too early.
Putzed around on computer for approximately one hour.
Discovered we have overdrawn on our checking account (yeesh).
Tried to figure out what happened.
Went to bank to deposit money into aforementioned checking account.
Avoided many traffic accidents near and in bank parking lot.
Purchased wrist brace at drug store. And Ricola.
Put on wrist brace.
Got hair colored.
Came home, ate leftover carb-o-rific meal from last night.
Watched several hours of Animal Planet, TLC and Bravo.
Watched hilarious bench-clearing brawl during Sox/Yanks game.
Fell asleep on couch with cat (new nickname: Montecore) on top of me.
Readied myself to go out to dinner with husband.
Went out to dinner with husband.
Ate entirely too much.
Got stomach ache.
Came home, putzed around on computer for approximately one hour.
FIN