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Confidential to Green Tuna: both my parents went to That Other School Up North, and it is not going to be a pleasant weekend for either parent. In fact, I know not to even bother calling my mom on Saturdays anymore because she is ensconced in the game. And when the You of Em game is over, it also brings her much joy to watch other Big Ten teams, such as Ohio State, lose (which they rarely do, which pisses her off). My dad takes these things a little better, and fortunately, it is my dad whom I am going to dinner with Saturday night.

So although I am not really invested in college football either way, for the sake of my parents' happiness this weekend, I must root against the SparTunas.

Don't hold it against me.