All hail LeBron
I just heard the Bad Lady tell Incompetent But Likeable, Computer-Illiterate Guy that her son (hereby known as The Golden Child) and his friends were at the new shopping super-mega-ultra mecca, a.k.a. Legacy Village over the weekend and that phenom LeBron James was there dining at one of the new fine establishments. So The Golden Child and his pals went home, got their basketballs, and went back to try and get LeBron's autograph. LeBron, upon exiting the restaurant, saw said boys and refused to give the John Hancock. Refused, I tell you! Refused. The nerve.

Well, as we all know, NO ONE denies the Golden Child anything his little heart fancies. So the Bad Lady was quite enraged at Mr. James.

And I say? Well done, LeBron. You've brought me a little morsel of joy. Carry on, fine fellow, carry on.