Sucka
I was thisclose to calling in "sick" today, but I just couldn't muster up the fake sore throat voice. So what happens? I come in to work, only to find out that other people in my department are out "sick" today. I am a sucker. Should have taken the opportunity while I could.

Amazingly, the Bad Lady appears to show signs of the common cold, but she is present and accounted for. She did, however, leave at 4:30 yesterday, without saying a word to anyone about her early departure.

We'll see if I develop a mysterious illness later in the day, causing me to leave early. I don't actually think anyone would care; I just think it would be shitty for me to leave without a good reason. Even though I really, really, really want to. Really. I really do.