From MSN Entertainment:
Jessica Dreams of "Jeannie"
She's worked her ditzy magic on MTV, but can Jessica "Platamapus" Simpson blink her way to similar success on the big screen? Nick Lachey's better half is dropping hints the size of boulders that starring in Columbia's still-in-development big screen adaptation of "I Dream of Jeannie" would be better than eating tuna and buffalo wings combined. "That would be like the ultimate movie for me," Simpson said on "Larry King Live" this week (the "Newlyweds" chatted with fill-in host Ryan Seacrest). "I think it would be so much fun to be Barbara Eden." The "Sweetest Sin" singer gushes that she "really, really, really" wants to don the requisite pantaloons and bra to play the arm-crossing, bottle-dwelling genie, and she is reportedly hoping to call either George Clooney or Robert Downey, Jr., "Master." Really.

Two things: No freaking way. And: Ryan Seacrest filling in for Larry King? Huhhhh?