Dreamy
So I had this dream early this morning, which was quite like my real life, wherein I was searching through my closet for something to wear to work, and I just couldn't decide what to wear. (Yes, my life is that complex.) Except in the dream I had a lot cooler clothes than I really do. It was a perfectly normal dream of me trying on different clothes...

... until Ashton Kutcher walked into the room wearing nothing but a woman's nightie with lace trim.

I think his hair may have been in pigtails too.

What I did to deserve this subconscious torture, I'm not sure.