Monday, September 13

Mommy talk
I just overheard a conversation between Other Side of the Cube Mate, who just returned from maternity leave, and another expecting mother who is ready to go at any minute. They are comparing notes on their newborns, as the Other Expecting Mother has a baby at home as well. Other Expecting Mother said, in describing her daughter, "She's a chubba whubba but she's not a chunk-a-lunk. There's a difference."


I'm not kidding when I say that once I have kids, if anyone EVER hears me utter a statement similar to this, you have my full permission to put me out of my misery.


John Gamerdinger ( Johnny Newt) said...

We'll be ready Kat because, mark my words you will sound just like one of these blabbering incubators, there is a very specialized hormon in the female Obdula Oblongata, i believe it's called "Moronadine" that kicks in the moment a female discovers that she is Packin' Larva. Be assured you "WILL" turn into a Muddering puddle of idiotic baby talk, and references to infant excrements. Without fail!!
Oh, buy the way to you prefer gunshot wound or pillow Smothering??

Anonymous said...

Something quick and painless please.