Thursday, September 9

Quite possibly the grossest thing I have ever seen
You have been warned. Actually, it's too late, because you are already seeing the visual which accompanied an e-mail sent to me by my mom...

Yes, that is a littlerbox. But it's not the gross kind that I have in my basement.

It's a cake. That PEOPLE ACTUALLY EAT.

Here is the e-mail that accompanied this photo...

This is for those practical jokers and "different" kind of bakers. THIS IS A REAL RECIPE!!!
On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat I found
this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After recovering from
hysterical laughter, I obtained a copy from the office staff so that my
wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work and gave
the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures below show
the results of her work, which looks like S#%* but it's actually quite
tasty, so I decided to pass it along.
1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper

Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size

Prepare pudding and chill.
Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor. Add a
few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with
a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl.
Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to
make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour
in mixture.

Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and
pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat
with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle
remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green
crumbs lightly over top.
Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of
the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat the
remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box.

Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!


My favorite part of the recipe? That it tells you to get a NEW litterbox, liner, and scooper. Because you know some moron would just clean out their existing litterbox to do this.

Ew. This was too gross not to share.


John Gamerdinger ( Johnny Newt) said...

Oh, my God, i just threw up all over my keyboard, will someone please take a running start and get me rite in my crotch, so the pain will overcome my thoughts about the Litter Box Cake,

Mensch71 said...

Seriously, the. grossest. thing. ever. Sick and wrong. Mom's are good for that, aren't they?

Anonymous said...

[giant sigh of comment relief]

I made my Mom one of these a few years ago for her birthday. It was more fun to serve than it was to eat. I'll have to find the pictures. My sister and I had waaay too much fun trying to make the tootsie rolls look realistic.