People You Don't Expect to See at the Craft Store
I was just at the craft store with a co-worker. We had to buy foam board and easels for a presentation tomorrow. So we tinker around with the easels for a while, lug our stuff to the checkout, and lo and behold, right in front of us in line is an Elvis wannabe helping his elderly mother carry her craft items out (I didn't happen to notice what they were). I'm talking full-out pompadour that was perfectly coiffed, sideburns, the whole deal. The only thing missing was the white sequin jumpsuit. And at 10:30 in the morning, no less. I bet he takes longer to get himself ready in the morning than I do. In fact, I'd be willing to bet on it.