Hey, wait a minute...
Yeah, those new computers? Look a whole hell of a lot like our old computers. You know, the ones they installed over the weekend. Oh wait, they are our old computers!

Gonna git me a bucket o'dat
Hey, according to a new KFC commercial, eating a bucket of chicken is good for you. It's low carb and high protein! Screw Jared, my new hero is Jason Alexander.