Da Game
Highlights of the Cavs game:
1. Rapper Jay-Z was in da house.
2. So were local sports stars (Ellis Burks of the Indians; Maurice Clarett, suspended Ohio State running back)
3. So were some other Very Important People, of whom I was not one.
4. I had binoculars, so I could scan the crowd for famous people.

Lowlights of the Cavs game:
1. The Cavs. They suck, although they didn't get totally blown out.
2. Lebron. Did not live up to the hype.
3. Moondog, the Cavs' new mascot, was really bad. He's a golden retriever on steroids. And that's not a good thing.