But the kid is not my son
Michael Jackson's mug shot. Dude, that shit is scary. You could sell that pic instead of those green alien head posters that are popular with the college crowd these days. I had to cover my eyes when, during each commercial break, they would show that horrifying image. Not sure what's worse. The snake eating the iguana or that mug shot. I know that when I have the nightmare, it's going to be the snake but with Michael Jackson's eyes.

So this whole MJ thing. It sounds like he schnookers the entire family into thinking he's wonderful. They were interviewing parents on the news and they were all saying that even after all this, they would still send their children to Neverland Ranch. Say what now?

I'll never understand.