Brat
I still find the things that come out of Jessica Simpson's mouth to be unbelievably hilarious. Like in the "Newlyweds" episode I was half-watching last night, she was out eating with her girl friends and had to call Nick on his cell phone to find out why a bratwurst (which she pronounced "bratsworth" over and over again) was white -- was it because it was a German pig?

I don't know if she knows she is being stupid and is playing it up for the cameras, or if she is really. that. stupid.