... And they all ended up here
Usually I put these in my sidebar of strange ways people have found my blog, but there was such a mass amount of weird ones over the weekend that I feel they deserve their own entry, and possible infamy in the sidebar later when I get some time.

All these poor souls wound up on my site over the weekend while searching for things such as:
-- gynecologist resume
--grandpa shearer's potato chips
--honda passport dismantle
--lebron james horoscope
--"the biggest ass shape/record guiness" (this one made me COL -- chuckle out loud)
--tony soprano stuffed nose voice
--jeter and a-rod vogue

Man, there are some weird-ass people out there. And I take some comfort that they all look to me for direction.