Big doin's at the office
I've started to use this phrase, "big doin's," and I'm not sure from whom I stole it. Because I steal catch phrases. That's just what I do.

Anyway, the big topic of conversation at the office today is about midgets. Wee people if you will. And how men, in particular, are fascinated by them. There is a market for midget strippers, even. I want no part of this -- it's so many kinds of wrong I can't even put my thoughts together on it.

Complete change of topic: I am about to try Baked Doritos. I'll let you know if they get a thumbs up or down. I have high hopes. Baked Lays = Good.