Health update
After talking to the very helpful nurse at the 24-hour careline that my insurance company provides, I have scheduled a doctor's appointment for this afternoon. She said words to me like "pleural lining" and "musculoskeletal" and so I decided that I needed to get into the doctor's office, stat. She also asked if I could possibly be pregnant, just like they did when I called for my wrist pain. I know they have to cover all the bases, but I don't see how A + B = C in that scenario.

The doc will probably just take my pulse, listen for a while with the stethescope, poke me in the ribs a few times and call it a day and say nothing's wrong with me, but supply me with a few kick-ass painkillers.