That's my story, and I'm sticking to it
I went to the vending machine to get something to tide me over until the holiday party. So I punched up the button for Baked Lays. Naturally, the little coil turned and the bag got stuck. So I did what any rational person would have done: I bought the Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips that were right behind the Baked Lays. Both fell down. Making my day twice as bright!