*Gasp*
I have the blank ad banner. It creeps me out when it's blank like that. What, blogspot, you couldn't pick any random word like you usually do? Like, Grandpa? Or tree? Or climb? Or 70's porn star mustache? (I'm sure there's a site for that).

So I've been having these weird dreams of late. Probably because I haven't been sleeping all that well. Like, Saturday morning, I had a dream wherein I was on a doctor's examining table, with a few coworkers, including my boss, standing around watching. They were looking down my throat with that popsicle stick gagger thing, and then the doctor and my coworkers consulted and decided that they needed to operate. So the doctor came at me with a needle and I tried to fight but she jabbed me anyway and I could feel myself passing out (which was a very strange feeling). Then later in the dream I woke up and I was wearing this huge collar thing, like when you hurt your neck, and I couldn't talk.

Then this morning I had a dream that I was having the perfect hair day and so I put all kinds of gel/mousse/gunk in it to keep it exactly in place, and I was being watched by the Queer Eyes at their Queer Eye Hideaway while I shoozhed. And I was saying to myself that I hoped that I was shooshing correctly.

So am I completely mental or what?