Christmas Cavity
My mouf is numb right now, due to novocaine and a dentist's drill. What a way to start off the week, eh?

Actually, I know this sounds silly, but I swear, the novocaine affects my brain. Like, until it wears off, I feel that it is perfectly acceptable for me to stare blankly at a random spot in my cubicle. As long as no one is looking. And no one is here to look, so I'm golden.

More when my brain de-mushifies.