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Do you know that YOUR COMPUTER CLOCK MAY BE WRONG?!?!?
Oh, the horror! Oh, the humanity!
This is apparently a HUGE PROBLEM plaguing the nation's computers. Mine, for instance, says that it's 1:59. But the clock on my phone says it's 2:03. Good Lord! How will I go on! Which one is right? Are they BOTH wrong? What if they are? Then what? What shouuld I do, oh, all-knowing pop-up ad?

Whoo. Ate a little too much sugar, there, folks.