Snort
Good Lord. I just made the grossest noise. I was eating some pretzels at my desk and made this horribly loud lip-smacking sound. It was an involuntary lip noise. Fortunately the only one around to hear was Bad Lady and I doubt it even broke her out of her self-centered pity party mode.
 
Other than that, life is good. Except that it's Monday and I'm here at work.