Voodoo
Excuse me for a moment while I do the chant of

"Please please please please please please
Please please please please please please
Do not let my 2:00 appointment show up" :

La la la la la la la la la
Le le le le le le le le le
Ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
Do re mi fa so la ti do

Deck the halls with no appointments
Fa la la la la la la la la

If I had a hammer
I'd cancel my 2:00 appointment

*looks at clock*

Seems to be working...

Gah! She's here.