*Hic*
I have the hiccups.
AGAIN.
Meaning, for the second time today.
The first time I had them, Incompetent but Likeable tried to scare me. It didn't work. He did this sort of jumping thing and made an "aaaaaaah" noise, but in his goofy way.

I always get the hiccups in this fashion. They come, they go, they come back for an encore. And I make all sorts of embarrassing noises in the meantime.