I confess
I'm an anti-dentite. I hate going to the dentist. But I make sure that I go every six months to avoid massive problems. I have cavities all the time, so my mouth is full of metal and porcelain. But so far (knock on wood) no huge disasters.

I had my cleaning this morning. There's nothing worse than having two people prodding around in your mouth and then ask you a question. "How's work going?" the dentist asked.

"Goog," I said.

"Business ok right now?" enquired the dentist.

"Eep," I said.

And so on.