Body conscious
I work with a lot of skinny people. I, personally, am not what you would call skinny. I'm not fat -- I'm somewhere in the middle. But when I work day in and day out with tall, thin women who can wear calf-high boots and short skirts and cute dresses, it kind of makes me conscious about my weight.

So to quell my sorrows, I ate a blueberry bagel with raspberry cream cheese. Nectar of the gods.