D'oh
So I'm scrolling down and looking at all of the headlines on MSN and I see a story that says "Twain treats fans to block party."

And I think to myself, "Wow, that's nice of him. Wait, didn't he die a hundred years ago or something?"

See, I was thinking it was MARK Twain, aka Samuel Clemens, author of such novels as "Tom Sawyer" and "Huckleberry Hound". Instead, it's actually what's-her-name, the Canadian country singer.

My bad.

P.S. You know I was joking about the "Huckleberry Hound", right? I know that it's really called "Sharkelberry Finn."