Monkey business
Oh yeah. So we're in Chicago, and we're walking through Lincoln Park, and so we decide to go into the zoo and look around.

We go into the gorilla house, and there's a crowd gathered around one of the glass-enclosed pens. Aw, it's a mommy gorilla! Holding her baby! It's so cute! Aw, the baby is so small!

It was adorable...

Right up until the moment where the mother gorilla started to urinate and then cupped her hand under the pee stream, got a big handful, and then drank it.

And that, my friends, is the difference between humans and apes.