Wednesday, October 27

By the numbers
Hours I've been in the office in the past two days: 6
Times I've been inappropriately groped by someone bearing the words "President" or "Vice President" in their title in the past 48 hours: 2
Items on "to-do" list at work: 15
Number of items that have been crossed off in past 48 hours: 0
Number of copies of brochures I must print out and cut by Friday: 100
Number of times I've contemplated throwing myself out my window: *looks for infinity symbol*

1 comment:

Johnny Newt said...

Gee, monika i'de like to hear more about the sweet little groping parties you're havin' behind locked Exec. office doors. Please don't leave out any details you saltry little tease.