By the numbers
Hours I've been in the office in the past two days: 6
Times I've been inappropriately groped by someone bearing the words "President" or "Vice President" in their title in the past 48 hours: 2
Items on "to-do" list at work: 15
Number of items that have been crossed off in past 48 hours: 0
Number of copies of brochures I must print out and cut by Friday: 100
Number of times I've contemplated throwing myself out my window: *looks for infinity symbol*
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
2 years ago
1 comment:
Gee, monika i'de like to hear more about the sweet little groping parties you're havin' behind locked Exec. office doors. Please don't leave out any details you saltry little tease.
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