Signs of my impending mental instability
1. I have had crying jags during the past three consecutive episodes of The O.C.
2. I had an elaborate, desperate dream in which I frantically searched the aisles of a grocery store in search of Fruit Roll-Ups.
3. I have agreed to ride in the car for 2 1/2 hours with (among other people) Bad Lady.
Bring on the padded room!
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
1 year ago
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3. Don't forget the extra large brown paper bags, just in case she doesn't make it to the shoulder of the road in time.
2 1/2 hours with Bad Lady? Well, guess childbirth will be a breeze after this...
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