Wednesday, April 18

My ship has come in

Just when I was feeling like I would never be able to get myself out of debt, this fortuitous e-mail arrived in my inbox this morning from a charming British woman... my comments are in bold parenthesis. I think I need to make a swift reply to help the financial predicament!

From: Lady Toreth Hughes
52 Oxford Street,England

Here (where?) writes Lady Toreth Hughes, suffering from cancerous ailment. I am married to Sir Richard Hughes an Englishman who is dead. Our life together as man and wife lasted for three decades without child. My husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the less-privileged or financial predicament (?). When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 20 Million (20 Million Great Britain Pounds Sterling which were derived from his vast estates and investment in capital market) with his bank here in UK. Presently, this money is still with the Bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that I have limited days to live due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from. Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in addition to the cancer (wow, and she's still able to e-mail me). I need you to help me in fulfiling my husbang obligation which i am presently unable to fulfil. I will brief you more on your swift reply. Toreth


lifeonhold said...

"I need you to help me in fulfiling my husbang obligation"

husbang, ha! That's a great new word. I wonder how she expects you to fulfill it.

Anonymous said...

To be a LADY, there has to be a SIR
or Knight of the Garter. Sorry lady
the Queens Roll shows NADA. These people should "GET A LIFE"