The tide has turned
I'm still babyless with one week to go. A curious phenomenon has occured at work: instead of everyone asking, "Oh, when are you due?" they are all asking, "You're still here?!?"
I can't even tell you how many times I said, "Yep, still here," today. I changed it up ever so often with a "Still hangin' in there."
In a shocking turn of events, Bad Lady got Doodle a gift. I guess there is some good in her sometimes.
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
2 years ago
5 comments:
Instead of saying "yep I'm here," I think you should say, "Nope, I'm the worlds first pregnant ghost. BOO!"
Your co-workers are .. lame. Heh. I like Tuna's idea. Haunt the place. I also think you should be off work now. HELLO? About to pop out a kid. I'd like to stay home with my feet up, please? No?
Yeah, I think I'm about to turn on the scarcas-o-meter on the next person who says that to me.
Ahhh, the wonder of co-workers.
You have to post a pregnant picture!
So do tell what Bad Lady got- you can't leave us hanging like that.
She got him a bib that has a puppy on it -- and if you press the puppy's nose, it squeaks. It's actually pretty cute.
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