Ok, here's a joke...
Since so many Buckeyes fans have stumbled upon this site looking for anti-Michigan jokes, I'll tell you one that my husband told me last night:

Him: Did you hear Lloyd Carr is only dressing 22 players for the game?
Me: Why? (I actually thought it was real for a second; shame on me)
Him: Because the rest of the players know how to dress themselves.

HAW HAW!

There. Hope you're happy, Bucks fans.

Go Blue.