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I am just freaking sick to death of product placement within my food. First Shrek was in the Skittles, now Garfield is in the Goldfish. I opened my little bag o' goldfish, only to discover that among the fishies are these blobs, allegedly in the shape of Garfield the cat (which, who even reads that comic strip anymore? Why would they make it into a movie. What's next, the Cathy movie? Marmaduke? Fox Trot? Funky Winkerbean? Someone, somewhere, is working on the script. I just know it.)

Do not mess with my delicious, cheddar cheese snacks. That is all.