The results are in
Refer to below post entitled "logo design" to fully understand this post

Current client for whom I am designing logos calls. (And was the source of inspiration for my post the other day). He has it narrowed down to logos #1, #2, and... of course... #5.

But then he proceeds to insult me by saying, "I could have done these myself with just clip art and fonts."

Well, then, dude... DO THEM YOURSELF. Go ahead with your bad self. If you're such a freakin' logo genius. Because I really don't care!