Urgent: Beano Stick Update
This just in. I have found an article which explains the Beano stick. Did you know that it is more commonly called a "gee-haw whimmy diddle"?

Personally, I prefer the moniker given to it by Mose.

For all of you beano stick fans, the article is here.

And can I just say, that if I knew where to find Mose, I would totally track him down, stalk him, and force him to hang out with me. He kills me.