Friday, January 27

Signs of growing old
I currently have two tubes of ointment that I am carrying around in my purse. One is a mouth sore ointment because I have a sore at the side of my mouth. The other is an eye ointment because I have some sort of lower eyelid infection thing going on. Walking train wreck, that's me.

I swear, since I've turned 30, I've had more ailments than my entire 20's put together. Ok, that's a bit of an exaggeration, but seriously. TWO kinds of ointment? Next stop: Restful Acres.

2 comments:

GreenTuna said...

It could be worse. It could be BUTT ointment. Just ask Doodle....

Mensch71 said...

It totally could be worse. You could have yeast infection cream and some Tucks. For anal itch. :) Just had to type that phrase....