Can I get a witness?
While I go through my semi-annual crisis of wanting to change careers, quit my job, move to California, or just become a blackjack dealer in Vegas, I have decided that it would be cool to be the world's leading expert on some random thing. You know, the ancient relic they drag out of his/her coffin whenever they need someone to give an opinion on the Battle of Little Big Horn. That kind of deal.

So far, these are the topics I know a lot about:
1. Reality Television
2. 80's music

So I'm thinking I could make myself out to be an expert on one of those topics. Maybe write a book or something. I think if you write a book, you immediately become an expert. I could score some gigs on Vh-1, maybe get to meet Jeff Probst, something like that.