You complete me
I hate to even admit this, but I find that when Incompetent But Likeable is not in the office, my work day is missing something.

He has been on vacation for the past few days, and it just wasn't the same around here. I need his constant pacing, his humming and singing of random tunes such as "The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round", and his useage of terms such as "gosh darn" and "doggone" and "jeez oh man."

It just balances off my stress level to have him be a different kind of crazy.